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This towel makes it pretty clear what it should NOT be used for and it adds a bit of humor to any kitchen. 


The design is approximately 5x7. In the samples shown, the word NOT is stitched in either hot pink or red. Choose what color you would like NOT stitched in by using the drop down menu. If you choose "other," make sure to include a note stating the color you would like it stitched when you order.


This tea towel is a natural linen color with gray stripes running up the long edges. 

I Am NOT A Paper Towel

  • Returns and Exchanges

    I gladly accept returns and exchanges for most items. Just contact me within 14 days of delivery and ship the item back within 30 days.  Buyer pays return shipping costs. 


    Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or with a defect, I do not accept returns or exchanges for:

    • Seasonal or holiday items
    • Custom or personalized orders



    I do not accept cancellations; but please contact me if you have any problems with your order.


    Conditions of Return

    Buyers are responsible for return shipping costs. If the item is not returned in its original condition, the buyer is responsible for any loss of value. 

Domestic orders over $50 always ship free. 

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