You're not the crazy cat lady - but you might just be one cat short!
This towel is available in both solid black or white with gray stripes on all four sides. The embroidered design is approximately 5x7, centered a couple inches above the bottom of the towel (or just above the gray stripes).
The towel is 20x28 inches and 100% cotton. The border stripes on the white towel are on all four sides of the towel. I purchase the blank towels, both the black and the white, from the same manufacturer. They are a high-quality tea towel - not too thick, not too thin - and wash and dry well. I find that if I take them out of the dryer promptly, they have very little wrinkling.